"Please allow myself, to introduce myself to you, at this time, at this current location, at this particular session."
Vincent performing a shaving simulation on a droid
General Information[]
Vincenzo Z. Squingilly is one of Professor Tinglebottom's many assistants that aid him in acquiring and distributing tingles. Of course, if you take out a loan of tingles, but don't pay your dues, you should expect to see Vincent at your doorstep. He is portrayed as an Italian-American gangster and is very loyal to Prof. Tinglebottom. He is also usually seen with a replica airsoft M1911 pistol that he calls "The Tingler," which he uses to pressure people into giving him what he requires.
Vincent and his pistol, The Tingler
Appearance[]
He is usually seen wearing a white button-up collared shirt, with an accompanying slim, black tie, and earbuds. He can also be recognized by his extremely animated hand gestures.
Relationships[]
Professor Rupert J. Tinglebottom[]
Vincent's employer. He is very loyal to the professor and collects unpaid loans for him.
O.G. Tingles[]
According to O.G. Tingles, he and Vincent have "some beef going on" as of O.G. Tingles Back In The Tingles Game. This was never fully expanded on, however, as this was the last appearance of O.G.
Grandma Squingilly[]
Vincent's grandmother. It is implied that she is rather strict with him. Vincent describes her as a fiery old woman known for her secret recipe pasta sauce. She is known to often say, "If you can't take the heat, then get out of the family business".
Grandma Squingilly's Secret Pasta Sauce recipe:
- 1 teaspoon of thyme
- 1 teaspoon of hamburger seasoning
- 1 teaspoon of garlic salt
- 1 gigantic heaping teaspoon of crushed red pepper
- 4 crushed up bay leaves (what is wrong with her you're not supposed to eat bay leaves)
- 1 teaspoon of Italian seasoning
- 1 pinch of ground black pepper
- 1 pinch of ground sea salt (but not table salt. We are not savages)
- 1 can of premade tomato sauce?
Prominent Videos[]
Trivia[]
- Although he specializes in dealing with people who don't meet tingle quotas and people who don't pay their dues, Vincent does actually help patients when the Professor and Dr. T are busy.
- He drives a white Dodge Charger.
- His signature introduction phrase, "Allow myself, to introduce myself", is a reference to a line from Austin Powers.
- Vincent is a self-proclaimed "Master Origami-ist", and has a secret paper airplane technique that's been passed down many generations.
- Similar to Dr. T, Vincent also enjoys wax carving.
- Vincent is known to also be a hairstylist and a barber for both droids and humans.
- According to the Real Dr. T, Vincent has never shown his face on camera. However, we get a quick view in "Gonna Get right Up In Your ASMR"
- His family has passed an exemplary pasta sauce recipe down from generation to generation.
- Vincent gave up his mob life to become a doctor after passing his exam on the third attempt as seen in "X Mob Boss Gives You ASMR Medical Exam"
