Talk:Grandma Squingilly/@comment-73.179.66.111-20200609063031

I gots myself a secret recipe too, I learned it from my grandma, who also happens to be a nine foot tall woman with a giant fuckin' penis. Aight, so, first, you get yourself a woman, virgins work best for this recipe. Try and find one with relatively large tits, hair around the pussy is optional but I prefer without. Next, you get yourself a pack o' condoms, but you're not going to be using them, they're just around for "moral support". Then, you take your massive, absolutely ginormous, fuckin' IMPRESSIVE penis out, and you stick it up inside the woman, fuck 'er up nice 'n good, consent is optional. Next you jizz inside of the woman, make sure you get it all up in there. That's how you make yourself a baby, ol' family recipe style.