Talk:Randy Reiki/@comment-73.179.66.111-20200609061644

Listen, I have a question. Can you use Reiki powers to more efficiently clean out your butthole? Y'know, you can only use toilet paper for so long before that gets old, so I switched to sitting in the bathroom sink and washing my ass. I actually have the same question, but for Star Wars 'Force" abilities, can they clean their asses with The Force? These are very important questions, and I'm not the only person who needs to know, the whole world needs to know these things.